Tall man finds brilliant solution to all those jokes

A MAN who stands six feet eight inches (2m) tall has finally had enough of being told that he is tall.

He has grown so exhausted with all the usual and tiresome questions about whether he plays basketball and what the weather is like "up there" that he has printed cards to hand out.

A Reddit user posted the image on Tuesday morning Australian time with the caption:

"Served a customer on the weekend. When he stood up I made a comment on his height. He handed me this card and walked away".

The card anticipates almost every possible "funny" comment most people say when they come across someone taller than them.

It also ends with the beautifully passive aggressive, "I'm so glad we had this conversation".

Now it feels a little cold down here.

 


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